To tell you that I….
Just lost 2.64 pounds walking from my office to my car because it’s so hot here! I mean seriously Mama Nature…what gives!? It’s like walking in a sauna….in a sauna being blow dried at the same time! Now does that sound fun!?!?!?
I’m not a summer person….I’m a fall person. I hate shorts (haven’t worn or owned a pair in about 8 years), I hate skin cancer (had that twice), and my favorite piece of clothing is a cardigan(I have one on today with sequins on it)….now does that sound like someone who wants to be living in this heat dome? What is a heat dome anyway?!
The other day they said a cold front was coming in and I broke out the cardigan to find out that by cold front they meant 99 degrees and not 100! Get real people…I can’t live like this! I can’t! The other day I literally said these words to Teddy…while curled up in the fetal position because I had nothing to wear that would keep me cool and also make me feel/look pretty….
“It’s just too hot to live”
And then I let out a big sigh….and then we both started cracking up!
I can’t predict the future (although I do think I am sometimes telepathic) but if this is what the future holds for this great state…I might have to purchase a summer home in cardigan friendly temps.
Hope you’re having a fabulous summer and although this post does sound rather dramatic…my summer is great! Fabulous family and friends and of course those crazy bear dogs….who by the way HATE this heat too. Just like their Momma…they look best in a argyle cardigan.