I live in a place that hasn’t seen rain in what feels like months but it could have just been weeks. It’s hard to say. I think the last time I remember it raining was July 4th. I should also mention it’s about 30000 degrees here and basically feels like you are blow drying your hair ALL THE TIME. I hate blow drying my hair….so therefore I have hated this place the last how many ever days it’s been.
To my surprise I woke up on Tuesday morning to RAIN! And him…..
I had done a rain dance the night before on my back porch….I was really hoping for some results and guess what? I GOT THEM! This is exhibit 1 to my magical powers working.
Well soon after my excitement that my rain dance had worked the electricity went out. I mean I don’t know what it is about our house but it can sprinkle and the darn electricity flickers….I guess it’s what you pay when you live in an old charming house. So I was laying there not wanting to get out of bed and just enjoy the darkness, the sound of rain and the kisses from my favorite basset hounds….but I knew I had to do something about getting ready for work….so in all my weirdness of being me….I screamed “E-LEC-TRICITY IGNITE”….and within 5 seconds the electricity boomed on. THIS IS NOT A JOKE! Exhibit 2.
At first I didn’t think Teddy really cared all that much but then later I heard him hobbling through the dining room chanting “My wife has special powers youuuurs doeeeesn’t!”…..so I guess he really did think it was cool.
So that night we went out and celebrated my powers. We had Red Bulls with vodka…thinking it might speed up whatever powers I had…..and hot ham and cheese sandwiches. Yum! Perfect night in my book folks.
Oh and there were only 2 exhibits. Nothing has happened since but I’m sure it’s because I haven’t really tried. I’m saving it for something really cool.